From: Grecia
Taco taco taco

This was... certainly an interesting text to say the least. I got it at around five in the morning, waking up just in time to read it, become thoroughly confused, take more pain medication, and fall back to sleep. (I'm not a drug addict. I recently had my last two wisdom teeth taken out... I swear) I was glad that it wasn't so much a conversation as an outburst, because I really was not in the mood to talk.

I really wished, at that point, that I had a taco. I was so hungry. D:

From: Grecia
I am made entirely of cheerios.

Grecie texted me, I responded, I know, Grecie, You are good for my heart. Nothing like a little nonsense to extend your lifespan!

From: Grecia
I ate a button once and all my throw up
was blue. How was your day?

This is probably the best greeting I have ever received in my life.
I got it during the tail end of a Dungeons and Dragons session and the party stared as I burst out laughing.
This information lead to a plethora of questions, however: Was it a blue button? Why did it make her sick?
This text made my night a little brighter and I responded that my day had been good, even though it kind of sucked.

Texts from Grecia

Nothing is quite as entertaining as a text at three in the morning containing nothing more than a picture of a chicken and an odd - sometimes garbled - greeting.

In an attempt to immortalize all the weird texts we've recieved,

This is Texts from Grecia.

For the authors and others, feel free to post and add a brief summary of your reaction, response, or how hard you laughed.