From: Grecia
I ate a button once and all my throw up
was blue. How was your day?

This is probably the best greeting I have ever received in my life.
I got it during the tail end of a Dungeons and Dragons session and the party stared as I burst out laughing.
This information lead to a plethora of questions, however: Was it a blue button? Why did it make her sick?
This text made my night a little brighter and I responded that my day had been good, even though it kind of sucked.